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End of the Line
I’ve been re-watching the first five series of Line of Duty, the police corruption unit drama whose sixth series has been gripping the...


Pelosi's sacrificial jam
Poor Nancy is becoming a bit gaffe-prone in her old age, but was suggesting George Floyd sacrificed himself a blunder too far? The...


Shock news: Sussex man talks to own family
Yes, it's true: a Sussex man was spotted speaking to his own brother after a family event Know who it is yet? Yes, it's this man and this...


Priti Patel breaks the law
The grand high poobah of law and order is not so law-abiding after all, it turns out Priti Patel has been found to have broken the law by...


Straight Willie
Perhaps Prince William just means what he says about Philip Every word Prince William utters or writes is being picked apart for hidden...


Queen v duchess
Piers Morgan and Meghan in a fight to the death. Can they both lose, please? So in one corner we have the smug, entitled, media-obsessed...


Vivat Vaxit
But for Brexit, we'd be stuck in the EU's vaccine nightmare. Or would we? In my more fanciful moments I imagine Comical Dummings, Boris...


Shamed by Shamima
Shamima Begum is British. She should have come home years ago If I were judged by my behaviour as a 15-year-old, they'd have locked me up...


Amazon avoidance tax
How much will you spend to deny Jeff a sale? I've just bought a metronome, the fine, old-fashioned tick-tocking kind. I know myriad...


The Great China Bamboozle
What do Cardi B and Emmanuel Macron have in common? It's nothing to do with wet asses, but rather an apparent weakness for Chinese...


'Not wanted' list
A reminder of those people who should never have been allowed back into public life but unaccountably were: Priti Patel The Hindu...


Terrible Dick
How much longer do we have to put up with execrable policing? What a good plan for Mother’s Day — papers and websites full of pictures of...
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